How come they only do crucifixions during sweeps? Or we will destroy all your leaders in Washington. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. script. Homer: (in Snake's voice) I know you are, but what am I? In a Night Gallery parody, Bart presents three more tales of terror: The Devil and Homer Simpson: Homer sells his soul to the devil for a donut. [ Snake's Voice ] Shut your squeal-hole, booze jockey. - [ Gasps ] - Whoa! That won't scare anybody. Chraol an ceathrú eipeasóid, "Treehouse of Horror IX", den deichiú sraith The Simpsons ar an 25 Deireadh Fómhair 1998.Scríobh Donick Cary, Larry Doyle agus David S. Cohen an eipeasóid seo. On the top. Marge begins with a scary story about a witch who died a horrible death. [ Groans ] Oh, Homer, you're not going as a hobo again are you? But since I have no choice, I'll take the alley. Huh? ''Larval stage completed. '' In the opening scene, Kang and Kodos introduce a variety show, with a live audience consisting of aliens. - [ Cheering, Applause ] - Making his first appearance on our show he-e-ere's Snake! Yeah, I got a question for that gross thing, whatever it is. [9F04] Treehouse of Horror III ... Marge: Now Bart, you can find just as much horror around the house. - [ Rings ] Whoo-hoo! Suckers. Lisa, look out! - She's teething. - [ Buzzing ] - Color's screwed up. She passes food around to the children that represents parts of the witch's body. [ Screaming ] - I love you, Son. Aw man! - [ Gasps ] I'm going to totally kill both of you. [ Screaming ] And now for my final thought. [ Man ] Snake played lacrosse at Ball State University. Let's hope they put their differences aside and do what's best for Maggie. - [ Audience Cheering ] - Hey! If you're that baby's daddy, where you been at? I don't get it. And now she must return home to Rigel VII where she will be guaranteed a lucrative civil service job for life. [ Groans ] Another of Springfield's beloved citizens was murdered today. Dad, you gotta get us out of here! Ow! - [ Groans ] Episode tersebut awalnya disiarkan dalam saluran Fox di Amerika Serikat pada 25 Oktober 1998. - I'd better take these batteries just to be sure. - [ Screaming ] - [ Revving ] - ## [ Humming ] Hmm. Dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show. Here is a great collection of Simpsons Scripts . Look, Marge! - What's wrong with the TV? A page for describing Recap: Simpsons S10 E4 "Treehouse of Horror IX". Ooh-la-la, Simpson. - [ Corkscrew Twisting ] - Oh. [ Cranking, Squeaking ] Hurry, Homer! [ Sinister Laughter ] [ Grunting ] Don't you ever get tired of being wrong? It's almost as if he's killing from beyond the grave. Lisa th… - [ Sighing ] - [ Banging ] [ Laughing ] [ Screaming ] [ Growling ] [ Giggles ] Look how cute they are. - [ All Gasping ] [ Maniacal Laughter] I need blood. These drugs will make the operation - seem like a beautiful dream. - ## [ Orchestral ] - Hmm? But you're dead! Put up the decoration. You smokers disgust me. Ah, mornin', Homer. Treehouse of Horror XIX features robots attacking each other, Homer becoming an assassin for advertising executives, and the Grand Pumpkin coming to life and attacking people. Well, you're about to get a whole lot angrier because we have the extramarital extraterrestrial backstage in a soundproofbooth where he can't hear us. Now that's what I call a bad hair day. Get off the- [ Hissing ] [ Shouting ] Bad baby! [ Gasps ] You intergalactic hussy! - [ Beeping ] - Aaah! - [ Groans ] Yeah! Behind you! Idiot? You may choose either the backseat of a Camaro an airplane bathroom, a friend's wedding or the alley behind a porno theater. The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror is available for streaming on FOX, both individual episodes and full seasons. Oh, okay. - Aah! I'd love to stay, but I have an early meeting tomorrow. ! - [ Door Closes ] - ##[ Harmonica:Blues ] [ Singing ] [ Ends ] There's gotta be some batteries in here somewhere. Treehouse of Horror, also known as The Simpsons Halloween Specials, is a series of Halloween-themed episodes of the animated sitcom The Simpsons, each consisting of three separate, self-contained segments.These segments usually involve the Simpson family in some horror, science fiction, or supernatural setting. Nobody wins when parents put their petty squabbles above the welfare of a child. - [ Audience Oohing ] - [ Shouts ] Hey, hey kids! Fire, and lots of it. You mean you never told him? Good lines, nice balance. People! - Homer Simpson, you're under arrest for the murders of Moe Szyslak and Apu Nahasa- pasa- Ah,just Moe. Let's see how she handles. And this segment, an endless fart joke that gets even worse with a weak Spider-Man twist, is nearly unwatchable. [ Chomping ] - [ Fussing ] - I know how to cheer you up. Lisa turns off the lights. Come here, you little- [ Goofy Laugh ] Stop it. Aah! - [ Screams ] Get ready for the violentest, disembowelingest vomit-inducingest Itchy and Scratchy Halloween special ever! Hands up, scuzbag! Commander Kang, receiving transmission from Infant Pod 1 3. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 25, 1998. - [ Hissing ] - Ow! One-eyed, two-timing- piece of shit ] I'm gonna- [fuck you ] Oh, yeah? [ Groaning ] Why don't you kids come trick-or-treating with Maggie and me? Cheiliúradar an eipeasóid seo Oíche Shamhna, agus is an naoú eipeasóid a cheiliúrtar Oíche Shamhna í.. Plota If only you could tell us what's happening to you. What the hell] Get the fucking baby off. [ Laughing ] [ Laughing ] Why are you laughing? "Treehouse of Horror XIV" is the fourteenth Halloween episode of The Simpsons, originally aired on November 2, 2003, two days after Halloween. - Hey-oh! Yo, ring her up, dude. Somehow Snake's hair must be controlling- Oh, please, Lisa. [ Muttering ] Hey, Lise, we're characters in a cartoon. [ Screams ] - My school picture. They take place outside the show's normal continuity and completely abandon … While they tell jokes, canned laughter is played, but the audience appears unamused. - ##[ Pop ] - [ Audience Chanting ]Jerry. [ Electronic Bell Rings ] Whoo! (LAUGHING EVILLY) No, no. Treehouse of Horror is the third episode in season 2 of The Simpsons. - [ Cheering ] All right! [ Chuckles ] Oh, you'll never make it stick, dude. - Is there anything you can prescribe, Doctor? [ Laughing ] May I remind you that two people are dead? - Insemination complete. Treehouse of Horror IX Treehouse of Horror IX Apu: Ooh! What are you talking about? [ Chomping ] Well, we're leaving now. Simpsons episode scripts: full transcripts, perfect for finding that exact quote or reciting with your buds! [ Normal Voice ] Don't make me choose! That changed with Treehouse IX. It made me angry,Jerry. - Mmm. - [ Audience Affirming ] - [ Groans ] You know, somebody needs to learn your green ass some responsibility. Tonight I'm going to suck your blood. A skeleton! Space monsters. [ Bell Ringing ] How are Bart and Lisa going to get out of this one? [ Booing, Heckling ] Thank you, chickie-pies. "Treehouse of Horror II" is the seventh episode of The Simpsons third season, the second Simpsons Halloween episode, and the first Halloween episode where names in the closing credits were replaced by 'spooky name' parodies. I absolutely refuse to go along with this. [ Slurping ] I'm afraid we have no leads, but I can safely say Apu did not suffer. - [ Dings ] - [ Gasps ] You cannot smoke in here. [ Gasps ] Help! First, you torched that orphanage, then you blew up that bus full of nuns. - It all happened about two years ago. The Simpson family sits on the couch, with Homer appearing as the jack-in-the-box from "Treehouse of Horror II", Marge as the witch from "Treehouse of Horror VIII", Bart as the half-fly mutant from "Treehouse of Horror VIII". - Sorry. Oh, my God! Episode tersebut awalnya disiarkan dalam saluran Fox di Amerika Serikat pada 25 Oktober 1998. Why you little- - [ Choking ] - Don't you- - I'll kill you. It is the first-ever "Treehouse of Horror" episode and has since been followed by a yearly "Treehouse of Horror" episode. - Look! You've done it again. - [ Grunting ] People! Bart and Lisa enter an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon in "The Terror of Tiny Toon. No! - Have you decreased in mass? Oh, I guess I've been in denial. In "Hell Toupee," the hairpiece of a condemned man wreaks havoc on Springfield. 2. Use the remote! Homer: (posing as Snake) You sent me to the chair. 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